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✔ Dust the somersault trophies cabinet
✔ Fertilize the mini-golf course
✔ Water and sharpen the mother-in-law’s tongue
✔ Feed the wind up galloping goose
✔ Refill the water guns
✔ Slam the door shut. Kill the lights.
Everything checked, yeah ? Yeah ?? Good!
Now crack open the igloo-gel-flocken-swizzles and let’s get on with all sorts of year-end jollity.
Bottoms up you gorgeous lot and don’t misbehave. See you in January!